The Lost Quarterback Returns

The wig they put on that little girl was diabolical work

A mother who can't recognize her own son, a detective who solves nothing, and a hospital that misplaces a child. Every beat is held together with rage bait and a bad wig.

This is so bad and I'm genuinely mad at how invested I got 😂😂

Why is nobody talking about the fully grown 35-year-old MAN on the high school football team

So trash and so terribly acted and I still could not stop watching 🤣

That 'top notch' helmet is a Schutt Speed, aka a bucket, the cheap ugly one. Football royalty and they couldn't budget a SpeedFlex 😭

It's addicting BECAUSE every character is rage bait. Honestly kind of genius

The acting is corny but the story underneath is actually good

'...as long as his entire body doesn't cross the line of scrimmage' is not how football works, and honestly I love that for them

This cast deserves Oscar nominations purely for delivering these lines with straight faces 😂

Asher's kid actor is genuinely funny and out-delivers every adult on screen. He deserves a spinoff, not this script.