The Alpha Queen Returns

Everyone claims to hate these and keeps watching anyway. Be honest with yourselves 😂

Stupid, but the queen is beautiful

Caroline's actress is legitimately good and Jessica's is chewing scenery in the fun way. Everything around them is held together with tape.

Did the actress playing Jessica get lost on the way to a real audition, because she is acting like the rent is DUE

The aristocracy can't recognize their own monarch, laundry machines don't exist in this universe, and snapping 'SECURITY!' counts as military strategy.

It isn't bad, but it is not good either

She's a queen AND a mother and can't tell her own child is miserable? Left her kid with strangers so she could go live a normal life? Be serious

A high school drama club's adaptation of Dynasty, set in a matriarchal fairyland

How does nobody know what their own queen looks like? And why does every single identity reveal take seventy years