Wait, My Patients Are Gods

Finn Lynn has no money for his tuition. The job that would cover it pays 100,000 yuan a month, looking after patients at a psychiatric hospital, and the patients turn out to be old gods who have come down in the world. Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, has been swindled out of everything he owned. Chang'e panics around men, and Sun Wukong has stopped getting out of bed. Finn Lynn dresses as a woman to get Chang'e to sit with him. He puts an anti-fraud app on Zhao Gongming's phone and shows him how it works, and he takes Sun Wukong out to a night market. Somewhere in this he picks up powers of his own, a run of luck, illusion work, and a body that cannot be damaged. He uses some of it on a rich man's son who has been making trouble for them. Sun Wukong's strength comes back a piece at a time, and the gods of the West take an interest in what is happening.