Loser? He's a Stock Prodigy!

Evan Chase makes a joke about needing a pack of tissues, and that day paper stocks close at their daily limit. Another time he says he is going to read the Diamond Sutra, and shares in a company named Diamond climb. Whatever he says is turning into money. Until a short while ago nobody on campus paid him any notice. Then he had a dream in which he saw himself years ahead, rich, known as a stock god, with beautiful women around him, and when he woke up it had begun to happen. Fame and money come in, and the campus beauty who used to look down on him has started chasing him, which he has barely noticed.