Perfect Alibi

A friend of mine and the man I was with moved money out of company funds and left the transfer in my name. I was charged with it and I died in prison. Then I was alive again on a date before any of it happened, and what I needed was witnesses to where I was. I opened a livestream. With the camera running I picked a brick up off the roadside and went down a row of parked cars putting the windows in. The comments filled up with lunatic and psycho. The police came, I was laughing by the time they reached me, and I held my hands out to them. 'Hurry up and cuff me. I can't wait any longer.' They took me in, and the hour of the arrest went on the record.